1 00:00:04,339 --> 00:00:07,960 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 2 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:12,820 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:17,340 Then you come along with the opal in your hand. 4 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:22,200 Now your every wish is my command. That's right. 5 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,500 Genie, genie from down under. 6 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,300 Make my wish come true. 7 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:30,700 Dream on. 8 00:00:31,759 --> 00:00:34,960 Teeny, teeny, from down under. 9 00:00:35,480 --> 00:00:38,100 I wish you'd do what I want you to. 10 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,560 Oh, yeah, all right. 11 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,820 Teeny, from down under. 12 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:44,540 Dad, we're free! 13 00:00:45,280 --> 00:00:48,400 I know. 14 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:51,920 You're thinking, poor Penelope's stuck in Australia again. 15 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:55,360 Well, I try not to complain too much. 16 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:57,720 Fill me another grave. 17 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,620 Bruce wasn't so untrustworthy and sly. I wouldn't be in this mess. 18 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:10,380 I'd be home in England. 19 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,900 Hang on, Conrad. 20 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:15,540 The only good thing about this ghastly place is Conrad. 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,440 I know I should despise him. 22 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:21,360 But sometimes the ways of the heart just make no sense. 23 00:01:22,660 --> 00:01:25,780 And as time passes, I do think he likes me just a little bit. 24 00:01:25,980 --> 00:01:29,160 Look at that toppy, nice, stuck -up palm. She makes me sick. 25 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,920 Hey, I know you feel all right. 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,200 But you're going to have to bang on the charm. 27 00:01:34,940 --> 00:01:36,520 You'll never get anywhere near that, eh, Paul? 28 00:01:39,820 --> 00:01:44,420 Come on. Them Tuckyard tourists will be looking for their Tucker. 29 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,260 And this is where they can find it. 30 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,160 The other reason I've stayed here so long is because Bruce and Baz do love 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,440 Australia. And I've let them have a bit of a working holiday, just to prove that 32 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:59,420 I am a considerate and responsible master. 33 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:02,620 OK, holiday's over. 34 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,920 Time's up. 35 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:06,860 We've only been here two hours. Too long. 36 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:08,860 Now, I want to go home to England. 37 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:11,260 Oh, come on, mate. You're not being fair to this great country. 38 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:13,640 Maybe we should show you around a bit. 39 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,840 Why don't we get out the old magic carpet and give you a bit of a look 40 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:19,080 Because I want to go back to England. 41 00:02:20,060 --> 00:02:23,620 Now, I want five million pounds in cash. That's my... Whoa, whoa, whoa, mate. 42 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,180 I could do that for you. 43 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,220 But where's the money going to come from? 44 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,320 Well, it's got to come from somewhere. I can't just throw five million in the 45 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,320 pot. That'd cause inflation. 46 00:02:32,970 --> 00:02:34,990 And when you make a wish, you've got to think about the consequences. 47 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,470 You have to be responsible for your wishes. 48 00:02:38,290 --> 00:02:41,070 Instant inflation is highly irresponsible. 49 00:02:41,890 --> 00:02:43,210 Right, son? Right, Dad. 50 00:02:45,310 --> 00:02:46,310 Instant inflation? 51 00:02:47,830 --> 00:02:50,250 A real dean, you would never mention such a thing. 52 00:02:50,730 --> 00:02:52,330 I just wish you were one. 53 00:03:01,580 --> 00:03:03,080 Well, you just asked for a genie proper. 54 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:04,940 So here we are in all the clobber. 55 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,200 I hope for you it gives a thrill because I feel like a total dill. 56 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:20,240 That's very nice, but I think I'd like to go back to England now. 57 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:25,420 Come on, Ben, let's go for a ride. Dad and me will be your guide. An amazing 58 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:29,420 trip for you is planned to show the beauty of our fair land and to give a 59 00:03:29,420 --> 00:03:30,420 verdict true. 60 00:03:30,620 --> 00:03:32,040 I'll leave the judgment up to you. 61 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:38,720 Over there! 62 00:03:43,340 --> 00:03:44,340 Oh, 63 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:51,020 kookaburra! All part of the outfit experience. 64 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:56,300 My joy, I can't contain when I see this. 65 00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:04,180 I love this place so much look at that it's completely untouched I'm not 66 00:04:04,180 --> 00:04:07,340 surprised all those snakes and crocodiles 67 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,940 beyond belief. That's our great barrier reef. 68 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:35,060 Sharks! 69 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,620 Oh, a pile of tissue paper down on the shore. 70 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:47,420 Oh, Penny, don't be such a laugh. 71 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:50,740 That is the Sydney Opera House. 72 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:56,000 I've been away with Sparrow and Bear. Come on, son. Stop mucking around. 73 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,720 a wish, my little dish? 74 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:27,980 Yes. Then our tour has had a finish. 75 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:34,180 Oh, 76 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:40,060 your jewellery's a hobby of mine. I collect precious stones. 77 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,480 Oh, really? 78 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:46,860 Have you got a large collection? 79 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:48,280 Oh, a huge. 80 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,700 Of course, apples are my particular favourite. 81 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,720 Penelope's very attached to hers. 82 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:54,210 She'd never part with it. 83 00:05:54,330 --> 00:05:55,330 No, of course she wouldn't. 84 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:58,310 Do you have any garnets or barrels in your collection? 85 00:05:59,950 --> 00:06:01,030 I had a barrel once. 86 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:04,430 We lost one. 87 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:14,410 How about that barrel, Andy? Son, it really was quite outstanding. 88 00:06:15,430 --> 00:06:19,330 Stop talking to me in all those rhymes. You've tricked me far too many times. 89 00:06:21,090 --> 00:06:22,090 No more rhymes. 90 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:24,500 No more costumes, no more flying carpet. 91 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,940 And that's a wish. 92 00:06:29,060 --> 00:06:33,120 Now, I want to go home to England and I want ten million pounds in cash. 93 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:37,140 Let's think about the pros and cons of this particular request. The ups and 94 00:06:37,140 --> 00:06:39,420 downs, the consequences, the cause and effect. 95 00:06:39,840 --> 00:06:44,040 The pros are I'll be home and rich. The cons are heat, dust and flies. 96 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,500 The ups is that I've got my own personal genie. The down is it's you. 97 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:53,080 There is nothing in this world, not one single thing I can see, that will 98 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,560 convince me to stay in this dump. 99 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,120 G'day, Pen, how's it going? 100 00:06:56,820 --> 00:06:58,520 Conrad, so nice to see you again. 101 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,460 Good luck. Take a hike. That's a wish. 102 00:07:09,260 --> 00:07:13,140 You know, I was thinking, here you are in Australia and you haven't seen any of 103 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,820 us, I thought I'd show you around. 104 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,020 Oh yes, that would be super. 105 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:22,440 Then I started to think, what would Pen like to do? What would she really enjoy? 106 00:07:22,700 --> 00:07:24,320 Then he hit me, yeah, that's it. 107 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,600 A real Aussie treat, you'd love it. My shout, what do you reckon? 108 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,020 Do you want to go? 109 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,460 Yes, I'd love to. 110 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,580 I wish we were there right now. 111 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:47,040 Could only get standard, you know, but I wish we had some good seats. 112 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,460 I've got two tickets I can let you have real cheap. 113 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,920 They're very good seats. 114 00:08:41,260 --> 00:08:42,259 Fancy a bite? 115 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:43,260 Thank you, partner. 116 00:08:43,700 --> 00:08:44,980 Don't you wish you had something to eat? 117 00:08:45,460 --> 00:08:46,460 Oh, yes. 118 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:52,720 What are you doing? 119 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,500 Yeah, can you open this for me? 120 00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,100 Oh, watch out. 121 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,280 You're hopeful, all right? Go, doggies. Go, doggies. 122 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:06,900 You sure you don't want me to mind? You're hopeful? 123 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,580 No, you're fine, thank you. 124 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:09,920 Punch him out. 125 00:09:32,460 --> 00:09:33,800 We should go back to town and stuff. 126 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:34,360 Thank 127 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:47,120 you, 128 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:49,820 Conrad. That was quite an experience. 129 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:51,360 Yeah, you're right. 130 00:09:51,540 --> 00:09:52,800 Glad you enjoyed it. 131 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:58,620 I wish I was clean. 132 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,900 I can do... Don't even think about it, Beth. 133 00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,610 Don't you wish he'd pull his head in? That'll shut him up. 134 00:10:15,610 --> 00:10:20,670 Now, I want to go back to England and I want 15 million pounds in cash. Where do 135 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,450 you want me to get the cash? From the bank or the Royal Mint or maybe 136 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:27,410 account? I mean, technically it's stealing, but what's 15 mil among 137 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,710 I want to go home. 138 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:33,450 Isn't this perfect weather, darling? 139 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:35,510 Hey, 140 00:10:35,910 --> 00:10:36,910 Otter. 141 00:10:37,260 --> 00:10:40,140 The customers are ready and waiting for the next thrilling instalment of the 142 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,140 Outback Experience. 143 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,000 Oh, if it's too hot, they'll fry. 144 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:44,580 It'll be the Outback Expiration. 145 00:10:44,980 --> 00:10:46,740 Go and tell them to watch a video on the bus. 146 00:10:47,020 --> 00:10:48,280 The aircon's broken down. 147 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,540 I couldn't give a fat rat's. 148 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:52,540 Well, you tell them. It's your experience. 149 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,460 Did something happen to you, Baz? 150 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,860 Don't be silly, Baz. 151 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,500 I wish you'd pull your head out. 152 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:03,580 Well, I never. 153 00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:05,480 That's better. 154 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,740 Don't do it again. 155 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,130 The wind might change and you'll stay that way. 156 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:14,850 Can you hear that, Penelope? 157 00:11:16,150 --> 00:11:18,750 No, I can't actually hear anything, Mummy. Exactly. 158 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,730 The calm and the peace. 159 00:11:21,730 --> 00:11:23,810 Can't you feel it doing you good? 160 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:26,370 What do they know? 161 00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:31,990 They might know it, but I can see it doing you good. 162 00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,450 I haven't heard any traffic for ages. 163 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,640 No noisy neighbors, just a lot of peace and tranquility. 164 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,780 Australian lady towns. 165 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:10,380 I'm Madge Brewster, chairperson of the committee of the Townsville Country 166 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,380 Women's Association. 167 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:17,080 And this is Mrs. Turner, Mrs. Gurner, Mrs. Werner, Mrs. 168 00:12:17,380 --> 00:12:19,620 Lovett, Mrs. Glover and Mrs. Peake. 169 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:26,360 And this is Mrs. Peake's granddaughter, Kylie Bicolucci. 170 00:12:26,860 --> 00:12:29,780 Charmed, I'm sure. I'm only Miss Mossop, the housekeeper. 171 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:31,960 Oh, hello. 172 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:35,270 I'm Diana Townes. Oh. 173 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:39,950 Visitor, how nice of you to call. 174 00:12:40,550 --> 00:12:42,390 Would you like a cup of tea? 175 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:46,190 Oh, that would be lovely, your ladyship. Thank you. 176 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:50,030 We all brought a plate so you wouldn't be put out. Oh, very sweet. 177 00:12:50,410 --> 00:12:51,630 There'll be plenty, please. 178 00:12:53,550 --> 00:12:55,370 Go on, Red. Just a thought. 179 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:59,630 Do you reckon that Palmer Shield would swap the Apple for two original and 180 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:02,170 genuine Bexburn's T -shirts? 181 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,240 Right. 182 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,600 Ball. Aye. 183 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:19,120 Now, Kylie would like to recite a little poem to make you all feel well. 184 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:20,440 Come on, darling. 185 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,350 I wish you'd put a socket. There were crocodiles and there were sharks and 186 00:13:41,350 --> 00:13:43,130 things like you and the nasty guy. 187 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:50,470 Must be a local captain. 188 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:53,230 Excuse me, I need to use the lavatory. 189 00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:54,990 Wait! 190 00:13:57,110 --> 00:14:00,010 Whatever you do, lift the seat first. 191 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,170 The seat? 192 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,050 The toilet seat. 193 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:08,190 It's the favourite nesting place of the red -backed spider. 194 00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:11,370 A cousin of mine from Borough of Bry set on one on a toilet. 195 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:13,690 How dreadful. 196 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:14,950 Poor spider. 197 00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:41,390 No more footy, no more ladies with plenty. 198 00:14:41,590 --> 00:14:46,610 I want Mummy, Mother and I to be on the plane back to England. I want 15, no, 20 199 00:14:46,610 --> 00:14:49,570 million pounds sterling in cash upon arrival at the airport. 200 00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:53,030 And I don't want any funny business. That's my wish. Is that clear? 201 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:54,870 Where is Crystal? 202 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:56,450 No funny business. 203 00:14:57,270 --> 00:15:00,770 But, uh, what about the consequences? 204 00:15:01,930 --> 00:15:03,470 Where do I get the money from? 205 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:04,830 I don't care. 206 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:08,090 That's your business. You work it out. You're a genie. 207 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:17,730 Sausage rolls are Norma's speciality. 208 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:21,710 Where have they gone? 209 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:28,490 They must have gone to the toilet. They've all gone to the toilet. What are 210 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:30,410 putting in those sausage rolls, Norma? 211 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,230 One. Gone where? 212 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:33,649 Just gone. 213 00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:34,650 They can't have just gone. 214 00:15:35,590 --> 00:15:36,890 They haven't gone back to England. 215 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:38,570 If they have, it's by magic. 216 00:15:50,670 --> 00:15:52,790 Nothing to declare, eh? 217 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:59,870 You know, 218 00:16:02,490 --> 00:16:04,550 this is really depressing. 219 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:07,390 People just lie to me every day. 220 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,570 20 million pounds. 221 00:16:09,930 --> 00:16:12,310 You creep, you'll pay for this. Steady on, miss. 222 00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,200 Let's not have any funny business. 223 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,240 Can't you see what he's doing? He's just doing his job. 224 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,480 Thank you, ma 'am. 225 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,600 Tim! Bruce! 226 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,080 He can't see me. 227 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,620 Fix your wonder! Just a minute, miss. 228 00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,780 This item purchased abroad, was it? 229 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,960 Um... Opal. 230 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:32,560 Well, I'd watch yourself if I were you. 231 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,720 Opal's a very bad luck, you know. 232 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,600 Looks like your luck just ran out, Ben. 233 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,240 Oh! 234 00:16:41,770 --> 00:16:44,570 Every cloud has a silver lining. 235 00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:48,710 Every cloud has a silver lining. 236 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:54,070 Every cloud has a silver lining. Please, my dear. 237 00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:04,230 Day in, day out, people lying and cheating. 238 00:17:05,230 --> 00:17:08,450 I just wish I could have a bit of variety. 239 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,910 I say, I say, I say. 240 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,160 You've rubbed the opal in your hand, you're every witch without plan. 241 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,500 That's very nice of you. 242 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:18,540 Anything to declare? 243 00:17:18,940 --> 00:17:20,280 I declare, I declare. 244 00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:25,280 Three vampires go into a bloodbath. There's an Irish one, a Danish one, and 245 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,940 Australian. What do you want, Chef the Nerd? 246 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,200 We'll each have a pint, they said. 247 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,960 Oh, she said, you'd better go to the pub next door. 248 00:17:45,420 --> 00:17:46,420 Saving my dinner money? 249 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,220 Inspector Grave from the yard. 250 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,360 Currency violation is a very serious business. 251 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,200 Who are you working for? 252 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,380 A ladyship. Not a part of the family. 253 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,559 Family? 254 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,340 Which family? 255 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,440 Not the one... 256 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:16,800 From Calabria. Oh, no, we're from Wiltshire, Inspector Graveyard. 257 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,740 Just grave, Lady Townes. I beg your pardon? No, yard, just grave. 258 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:24,540 Why are you telling me all this? 259 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020 This is brutality. 260 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,560 No, it's my name. 261 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:33,040 It was your suitcase, miss. 262 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,660 Yes. Did you pack it yourself? 263 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960 I do all the packing, Inspector Yardgrave. 264 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,900 Get out of here. Just leave me alone. 265 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,420 I wish I could, Miss. 266 00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,420 But there's the consequences. 267 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:46,980 The cause and the effect? 268 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:48,480 Exactly. 269 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,280 You do the laundering, don't you? 270 00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,500 Of course. 271 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:05,600 Twenty million pounds went missing from the Royal Mint. 272 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,040 With those exact serial numbers. 273 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,900 Don't say anything, Monty. 274 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,200 Don't get involved. 275 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,300 They'd never put us in prison. 276 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,760 Oh, my lady, the shame of it. 277 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,920 The shame of it. 278 00:19:22,220 --> 00:19:26,540 For the last time, Penelope, how did that money get in your case? 279 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:29,500 Mummy, you wouldn't understand. 280 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,720 Well, I sincerely hope I wouldn't. 281 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:37,540 How did you manage to acquire £20 million from the Royal Mint? 282 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:42,350 And in unused notes. 283 00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,990 If the newspapers get a hold of this, we're finished. 284 00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:46,950 What if it's on TV? 285 00:19:48,530 --> 00:19:49,770 There's only one way out. 286 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,110 Lots of chat shows? 287 00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:52,670 No, worse. 288 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,790 We'd have to move to Australia. 289 00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,810 Please don't be flippant, Penelope. No. 290 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:59,630 We'll have to hire the best lawyer in the country. 291 00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,770 I wish we could talk to somebody. 292 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,470 You can talk to me. 293 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,440 that miserable man that's got the opal? He's not miserable anymore. 294 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,160 Me and Dad made him laugh. 295 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,440 Tell him to wish I could see someone I know. 296 00:20:17,540 --> 00:20:18,820 I don't know. 297 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,180 I do, lads. I know. Just do it now. 298 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:22,680 Okay. 299 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,160 It's not a cucumber. 300 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,100 It's a didgeridoo. 301 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:34,120 Hey, mister, can you wish for someone that I know to see someone that Dana? 302 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,420 on. This is another killer. 303 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,489 All right. 304 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:39,290 I wish for someone you know to see someone they know. 305 00:20:41,650 --> 00:20:42,650 What's the joke? 306 00:20:42,710 --> 00:20:44,270 What's the quip? What's the punchline? 307 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,670 Tell him, Dad. You've rubbed the opal in your hand. Your every wish is our 308 00:20:47,670 --> 00:20:48,670 command. 309 00:20:50,890 --> 00:20:51,890 Penelope! 310 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,630 Marcia, Sophie. 311 00:20:56,370 --> 00:20:57,890 We simply had to see you. 312 00:20:58,170 --> 00:20:59,170 Mrs. Carsley. 313 00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,970 Daddy read it in the telegraph. Oh. Mummy heard it on the radio. 314 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:07,340 Oh. And we both heard it when Miss Rook announced it over the school intercom 315 00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,340 system. Yes. 316 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:11,160 That's when the whole school heard it. No, they didn't. 317 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,460 Chloe Kerrigan was at home with a cold. 318 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,460 She didn't hear it. She did. 319 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,720 I phoned her. 320 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:17,900 Oh. 321 00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:19,860 Here, Penelope, we've brought you a present. 322 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,920 But you can only borrow it. 323 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,460 It's from Daddy's tool shed. 324 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:26,120 What is this? 325 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:28,320 File. What's that? 326 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,860 Well, it's not for your nails, Lady Town. 327 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,300 Let's go, Sophie. We don't want to be accessories. 328 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:39,260 Speaking of accessories, I want to buy some gloves to match my fabulous new 329 00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:42,520 shoes. Goodbye, Lady Townsend. Goodbye, Mossy. 330 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,920 Bye, Sophie. 331 00:21:46,140 --> 00:21:47,640 What made them turn? 332 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:49,660 To gloat, Mossy. 333 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:53,340 Like a nightmare. 334 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,080 What horror can befall us now? 335 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,640 Hello. 336 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:03,250 Sit up, Diana. 337 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:04,510 Hello, Mothra. 338 00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:06,210 Hello, Penelope. 339 00:22:06,670 --> 00:22:08,170 Don't tell us why you're here. 340 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:12,610 Well, I won't. But I heard about your situation on the radio, then I read 341 00:22:12,610 --> 00:22:16,450 it in the newspapers, and finally I saw it on the television. So I've come to 342 00:22:16,450 --> 00:22:17,389 get you out. 343 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:18,390 Thank heavens. 344 00:22:18,650 --> 00:22:22,250 Is this due to your position in society, Lord Accrington's mind? 345 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:25,630 No, Mothra. It's due to £20 ,000 bail money. 346 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:31,230 Oh, and that Australian chap persuaded the customs man to give this to you, 347 00:22:31,230 --> 00:22:34,190 Vanellope. He seemed to feel it might cheer you up. 348 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:37,370 Thank you, Bubbles. You don't know what this means to me. 349 00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:39,810 What about the 20 million pounds? 350 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,030 And the bail money we owe, Bubbles. 351 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:46,650 Oh, Diana, there are all sorts of ways you can repay me, my beloved. 352 00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:48,550 Don't doubt that. 353 00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:52,470 I wish the money was back where it came from and the whole incident forgotten. 354 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,920 I know you're in there, and I wish you'd come out in ten seconds. 355 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,680 Shouldn't be long now. 356 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,060 Here he comes. 357 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,520 Bruce has been trying to teach me to be more responsible for the consequences of 358 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:23,439 my wishes. 359 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,120 I understand what he's getting at. 360 00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:28,800 To complete that game. 361 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,420 I'm the genie. You're the master. 362 00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:44,860 That's right. I'm the master. You're my genie. You belong to me. Yes. 363 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:49,060 I've served a lot of masters throughout history. 364 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,860 Now I want to go back home where I can be free. 365 00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:55,740 Then you come along. 366 00:23:56,330 --> 00:24:03,130 With the opal in your hand, now your every wish is my command. That's right. 367 00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:07,490 Genie, genie, from down under. 368 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:10,310 Make my wish come true. 369 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:11,850 Dream on. 370 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:19,090 Genie, genie, from down under. I wish you'd do what I want you to. 371 00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:20,650 Ah, yeah, all right then. 372 00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,920 Genie from down under.